O ye fanfiction writers - I bow down to you in apology.

After reading fic after fic in which Adam: Sweeps Kris off his feet into  the bedroom; Lifts Kris from the wreckage of a car accident; Throws Tommy over his shoulders on his way to ravishing him; Carries Kris across the threshold; Hurls Tommy across raging rivers (ok, I made that one up), I ( Read more... )